Wor Lass

To Megan Jones, my superstar, my ace of hearts, my jewel,

No wait...swap out "Ace", for "Queen"of hearts...

For in my heart...you rule!

Now, bare with me love it's...hard to look cool...on Marshall's pirate party stool,

But I've decided to rip, apart the rules,

On showing you my Love, and, yes this way is partly cruel...

Me sat here like some barmy fool,

Necking back swigs of Asdas, fine wine,

Debating...to I post this on your time line,

I mean, it's only a short, two hundred line rhyme,

It won't exactly go prime time,

I just, wanna show you..how'a feel,

And prove the power of Love is real,

See from those very first hours, I knew you were a steal,

My knees shook in my trousers, like...wowzaz, is this real?

And yeh, it was...we started courting,

It was like, Cupid had came and darted me with potion,

For once, my life was bombarded with fortune,

Like heaven had came and parted Loves ocean,

Although I knew, in the past your heart had been broken,

And once Loves door is slammed its...much harder to open,

So you sealed up your trust with an armoured coating,

And thought twice about sharing your harboured emotions, 

But in time...thank God, I gained your trust,

Said NEVER will your heart again be crushed!

It was like, inside...I felt warm flames combust!

After weeks of not letting this game be rushed...

...My thoughts were all yours, for my brain was mushed,

And growing in my Heart...was this pain, of Lust!

Don't laugh, I'm not kidding, of course it's true,

More and more I needed to be close to you,

Like, some miracle drug you were coursing through...my heart, and it felt...awesome too!

But I needed a bigger dose of you,

So I spent some time and thought it through...

Though I always knew what I aught to do!

So I sat you down, and I spoke to you,

I said....

Megan...please, 

Come live with me,

I've been dying to reach out and give you this key,

I agree...we've not got much history,

But you don't know what your heart is to me!

What we've got.....I could never have wished it see,

Let's not be like two passing ships at sea,

Pack up, jump ship...and come drift with me.

So....

You gathered your stuff...and started living at mine,

At first you were doubtful of brining it mind...

But we said it was a case of just giving it time,

For me? The excitement was brimming inside,

Nothing could stop me from grinning with pride,

I could have dived head first and start swimming the Tyne!

But then....little bells started ringing inside,

"She's moving to mine but,....it's minging inside!"

So I washed the windows, cleaned the Rugs, 

Mopped the floors and steamed the mugs,

Did all I could to make it homely,

And yeh, I think I made it cozy,

So then we were settled.....out there, plain sailing,

Until you found the brush petal, and prepared to start painting!!

I told you I'd do it! 

But you'd had enough waiting...

So you just bought the stuff...rolled them up, and jumped straight in!

You made this flat into a home,

Spruced it up from matt to chrome,

It's true, you did all that alone,

While I would sit there making poems, lol

But Anyway!...

Lets move swiftly on ay?

Cause from then on you were settled at 51A,

And I think we both know what happened next,

We were constantly up all night having............text conversations from upstairs to down, ;)

Fooling around like a pair of clowns,

What we were really doing though was preparing the founds....

Laying some Loving and caring grounds...

Ready for the absolute blaring sounds...of a child!

Cause we had came to a decision,

Both of us agreed we felt there was something missing,

So...we set off on our mission,

To branch out our small family with a perfect new addition!

Then...after months of us both wishing,

Trying crazy techniques, myths and granny's superstitions, 

I guess someone up there somewhere must finally have listened,

Because one test came up "pregnant"!

With the same word on the second!

Finally! after all those months it seemed you were expectant, 

Ok it did take some accepting,

But I was not objecting,

It's what I wanted the most!

So I gave you both protection,

You played it like a pro Jones,

Wasn't often I heard your moans,

Carrying bump all day and night while tiring out those soar bones,

Until, 

One morning in November,

The 23rd...remember?

At five to three, weighing five pound three our club got its new member!!

I mean, we already knew the gender,

With a name that's cool forever,

I looked down...

....at our parcel of splendour....

Then I looked up.....and thanked the sender,

Meg what you went through, mind and physical,

When they said his Heart was critical...

...Deep down I know was difficult,

But your strength made it invisible,

Now...

I don't want to get too spiritual...

But I believe it was a miracle,

With you and Him, lay by my side...

...my life was at its pinnacle!!!

So now....

What's left....

Sweet Megan Jones?

I know for you it's a wedding loan, 😱,

And your right!

For what you've said and done...

Deserves the BRIGHTEST eleven stones,

I told you it was coming about,

Now weeks and months are running out,

"Before new year" I know...I promised,

I'll stick by that, I swear...honest,

So class this as, the build up poem,

But heaven knows there's more to come,

Lord knows I'll be the proudest man,

When our Son's mummy names McCann,

So there you are, my special one,

Miss Megan Jones...I Love you Hun!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

Our relationships took off like two pilots and Flew,

I know I've used that little line before but it's true,

So excuse me for reusing it and sayn' that it's new,

Here comes that day Again when all the boyfriends Panic,

That day when all the Perfume shops and Hallmark Stores are Manic,

They say, forget your Valentine? Then be prepared to Die son,

And if you ain't got the Flowers yet, you best off Going Buy Some,

But how could I forget the thing that's always on me mind,

That wicked sense of humour and that soft squidgy behind :),

I thought I'd write a poem for you to show how much I dig you,

I love those sleep filled woke up eyes and messy morning wig too,

I love the way you yorn and keep your eyes open for Kisses',

I like the way you moan when I dont wash or dry the Dishes,

I love to feel those gentle fingers Cruising in me chest hair,

I like just chilling out with you and snoozing in the nest yeh!  

Jones you put your trust in me and chose to take the leap,

You turned this house into a home in just a couple' Weeks,

The fridge ain't ever been so full, the whole place smells of Roses,

Hun you've changed the man I am ask anyone who knows is',

I said I'd write a poem for you, I really hope your liking it,

I hope it does to you what it done for me when I was writing it,

I thought I might have Struggled and have had to call off the fun,

But when I think of you Miss Jones the rhymes roll off the tounge,

Going to work this morning I looked back to watch you rest,

Snuggled up all nice n' warm in pants and Jama Vest,

I thought I'd leave a sneak peak of your poem but save the best.....

Till when I get back in from work then personally read the rest,

I love you Jones my Valentine, my present and my Future,

I cannot wait to see you Girl to Cuddle up and Smootch ya'.

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When we next meet up Hun you'll know that I have Missed ya',

I hate the fact that it's been ages since I've Kissed ya'

I'll make it special and make up for time we've Lost,

Am driving home tonight with both my Fingers Crossed...that You'll be...

 Perked lipped, open Arm'd when I get there,

Curved hip'd warm palms with your Styled hair, 

I'll round the Stars for you And tie my Noose so Tightly,

Pull down the moon for you Yeh call me Bruce Almighty, 

But I won't need no powers, Special spells or potions,

I'll make the Magic happen when we're in the motions ;)..

And when you walk on in you'll see Ma' big smile Gleaming,

You'll have to grab my mouth and stop me from Blaspheming,   

Then when your cooling down and chilling getting breaths Back,

I'll knock you up a Drink and put on all your best tracks,

I'll pop my shady moves out thinking that I'm so mint,

Then we will just kick back..hug and enjoy the Moment! x

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I'll take this opportunity coz things have gone to far,

To say I don't care bout' the things..like What colour Violets are,

I don't care bout' that Cupid and his Stupid little Bow,

Bouncing round the couples making Lovely Juices Flow, 

I hate the whole idea of cards and Rose Pettle'd filled homes,

So slap me if you catch me writing any Soppy Poems.....

The shops make Love Commercialised...why should they get you dough?,

Can we not look into there eyes, tell the truth...and let it flow,

Tell them that we Love them and there Heart is safe with us,

And that they'll always have at least one Person they can trust,

People are making Bigger, Grander and all so cleverer ways,

To say something so beautifully simple we should say every day!

So this time round lads save your Cash and put kisses in its place...

Phh But then again thinking twice, get some flowers.......just incase :)

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If I was at the Controls of a Time Machine,

With Buttons and Digits and Tuners,

I'd go back in Time and I'd Set the Scene,

To make sure I bumped into you Sooner,

I'd type in a year that we hadn't met ...

And make sure our paths would cross,

Coz all those years before you Pet,

I see as a bit of a Loss,

I'd hire Cupid to Hit your Heart,

And make sure that Guy don't Miss,

I'd make sure I wrote the Valentine Card...

That led to your Very first Kiss,

I'd give you then what you've got now and make those years much better,

And History books would describe how...we've always been together.

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To my Darling Girl,

My Sparkling pearl,

My present and my Future,

Tis Christmas Day,

I hope n pray...

The Threads I got you Suit ya,

I know it's late,

You had to wait,

But here's your Christmas Card,

I need to show,

And let you know...

That loving you ain't Hard,

Megan Hun,

What you have done...

In the time we've had so far,

Is make me smile,

I love your Style,

And know that we'll go Far,

I want to burst...coz although it's our First,

Christmas this years the Best,

So my sexy ass, come raise a glass,

To the Future and all the rest. 

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If you had to choose,

I mean, really choose,

I accept, a MILLION times I'd loose,

If forced to keep...his soul or mine,

You'd waste One beat, but no more time,

Quick as a blink, they'd get your call...

To "Save the boy....and let me fall."

To choose to set one free, and save,

He'd get the key...I'd get the grave,

If both were set to take a bullet,

You'd leave me there to see them pull it,

If EVER, it was me, or him,

A million times I'd see him win,

He's only been here for a year,

And already...NOTHING else compares,

I see it when you hold him close...

Make his food and fold his clothes,

I see it when he cry's at night...

Your always there right by his side,

I Love how youse are so attached!...

And know that I could never match...

The Love that thumps inside your chest,

But yeh...I'll be your second best,

For youse to keep that special bond...

I'd go above and FAR beyond,

My lioness...and stunner cub,

I know at best...I'm runner up,

But still, I'm proud to play that role,

One down from him's not bad at all,

Although I'll never be your first,

Believe me Love things could be worse,

Like if...we hadn't ever met,

I'm always here don't ever fret!

I'd leave this life then start another,

If it meant you'se two kept each other,

You've Loved him since he was a bump...

So course he'll always come up trumps,

I just need you to understand...

I Love being your second man,

And nothing more fills me with joy...

Than seeing you with our sweet boy!

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Hey! Guess who's Twenty Four!

Here's to This year and then Plenty More!

Come Open wide now.....blow ya Candles :),

I'll Take you on'a ride while you hold ma' Handles....Yeh....

...we'll Celebrate in style,

Al' Give you Ma' all till I make ya smile,

Vibrate the floors till we break the tiles,

Round up the tissue's and make a pile, "Ergh"...lol..."Hmmm that's right,"

Buckles and hand cuffs not to tight,

Turn down the dimmers yeh sooth the light,

Brace yourself hun, we ain't Spooning tonight,

But you know when am Pissed a' Sway,

I turn into a shady shade of Mister Gray,

Slurring and spraying tho I blow my Chance,

Yoghurt upstairs?....yeh, you know the Dance ;)...

So this time round I'll take it slow,

Warm words in your ear while you make me grow,

No you won't have to hint hun or wait for more,

When we skip a couple bases and get Straight to fourth...yeh!

I've got your Gift come and Rip the Wrapping,

Strip off the Stars from my Waist and Back n....

Call me what you want while the whip is Crackin,

Cum Show me what all other Guys lives are Lacking...

Hmmm?...wait...In-fact, you Chill,

It's your Birthday, Its my Job to Thill,

Its My job to please your Satisfaction,

So perk up those lips and get ready for Action!

24 and by far the Bomb,

Megan tell me...which Star your From?,

I'd work it out and it won't take ages, 

I'd just need to find the one missing an Angel...

wait....I think I've used that line before?

So what who cares I got plenty more,

Have I told you your Dope I love you yet?,

No...? Well...I LOVE YOU PET!!!!!!,

Your the love of ma' life all joking aside boo,

Am so proud when am walking beside you,

You are my Gem and my Lucky Charm,

A Real Rear Jewel on my Mucky Arm, 

A Sparkling Diamond your Twenty Four Carrot,

This Pirate got his bird but, Lord knows She ain't no Parrot, lol

Coz your my Phoenix and am glad I seen ya' rising,

The best thing in my life so far I'm quickly realising...Is you!

So I swear that I'll be true,

I'll Make every birthday Special...Silky Stars with Matching Shoes,

But Meg the best gift that I could give you is my future,

To Build upon the home we've made, the memory's and our Roots here,

That's why I've took the time to tell you that I'll be there,

For every Future Birthday Darling, Christmas's and New Year's,

Which leaves me now with one last small but not least thing to say,

Happy 24th MJ, I hope you've had an Awesome Day!

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Sometimes....Some people find,

The perfect match for their heart,

But sometimes...Some people find...

Finding that catch is too Hard,

Well let me tell you,

That I've found mine...

And Honey I hope you've found yours,

Cause when I'm with you,

You blow my mind...

You warm me through to my core,

And I know some folk,

Search for years,

Yet still don't find what they want,

Guess I'm lucky,

That I found you...

My seven billion to one!

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